Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Exciting news and some funnies...

First of all, I am so excited....
this lady is coming to stay with me tonight!!!
We will have 2 days to hang fun!

Last week was actually pretty tough some times...
seeing faces in pictures that we miss so much,
seeing faces we can't remember,
cleaning out and throwing away things we need to, but don't want to,

...there were a few tears shed a long the way.

But one day, in one of the files we went through, we found the following item. It said "You CAN"T read this and stay in a bad/sad mood!"

And it was right!!!
maybe because we were already emotional,
but as we read this, mom and I laughed till we cried!!

I Hope it brings you a smile too...

1. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it

2. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
tame way.

3. How do crazy people go through the forest?
they take the psycho path

4. How do you get Holy water?
you boil the hell out of it.

5. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

6. What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
a stick.

8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese.

9. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
quatro sink o.

10. What do you get from a pampered cow?
spoiled milk.

11. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

12. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
a nervous wreck.

13. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
right where you left him.

14. What don't blind people like to sky dive?
because it scares the dog.

15. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
a bad golfer goes..Whack...Dang!
a bad skydiver goes..Dang!...Whack.


Elizabeth said...

Have fun with your friend! The kids and I never did go swimming when we were in town, but I did think about it. What I really wanted to do was go by and get some free coffee from your son!

That made me laugh out loud. I like #3 the best.

Darla said...

i am awake early and i am smiling, i'm excited for tonite! and i had to LOL at these jokes, i love them!

SusanD said...

Those are great. Some of them I'd read before....other are first timers.

I enjoyed all the pics you've been posting. Thanks so much for sharing.

I'm having a giveaway today. Be sure to stop by and enter.

Blessings, SusanD

LuAnn said...

have fun with Darla - I am jealous - how fun would it be to spend time with the two of you !!! Enjoy :)

Andy Rogers how to get gigs said...

I liked #10 and #11. Reminded me of something funnier. Overall the collection is great!

The Bug said...

LOL - thanks for the smile! This is what I love about blogland. I go from reading a poem written by someone who had lost to cyber-friends this week, to reading this silly list (my favorite is #4 - it sounds like you're being naughty, but not). Thanks!

Tori said...

Kevin's dad just sent those to Bryce last week to give him some "new" material....too funny!

Jill said...


Teresa Dawn said...

These are so funny!!! Thanks for sharing them!

Karin said...

Hee!! I like #7 the best. Have a great time with your friend!!

He & Me + 3 said...

I hope you have a great time with your friend. Those are cute jokes. my kids will like them.